I hate thieves

The picture you are looking at is of some arrogant shirtbird camped out in front of my store at 2:00am in the process of stealing several thousand dollars from me. Whoever you are, you're a prick cocksucker who's going to get what's coming to him. And that is either going to come at the hands of the local police or my manager Marcus who every night is looking for ways to track this guy down. I hope for his sake the police find him first.

So if anyone ever reads this blog, happens to live in Gallatin, TN, and recognizes this little turd then let me know. Help me nail this mf'er and I'll hook you up with some free car washes and keep Marcus from beating your brains out.