I hate that crybaby...

That's right, Monte, you're a dick. Anyone not know who Colin Montgomerie is? Besides being a colossal, sammich-eating dick, he's also a professional golfer who plies his trade predominantly on the European Tour. He is noted by sports enthusiasts world wide as being one of the better golfers never to win a major tournament during his painfully long career. Tough noogies, dick.

Two things stand out to me that make Monte so insufferable: his gargantan ego and his pathetic excuse making. Until you win a major, keep your piehole shut and hit the practice range. AND STOP MAKING EXCUSES YOU FAT FUCK! You are a professional and choking tournaments comes with the territory so be a man and admit you're terrible under pressure.

Yup, Monte's a dick plain and simple. Hated by touring pros everywhere, despised by fans, and even avoided by the media. That's working hard, not working smart.

Asshole Level: Dick